Conversations

This occurred at work with my co-worker while we were watching the Juno Awards today after a particularly bad performance.

Me: That was terrible! There's a real difference between playing a song and performing you know?

Dan: Yeah I know what you mean. When you're on the guitar, you have to be out at the front of the stage, it's almost like having sex with the audience using your guitar.

Me: Mhm

Dan: If your guitar isn't pregnant by the end of the show, you're not playing it right.